Sunday, January 16, 2022

The Bloated Blade Itself

 

I had hopes for The Blade Itself. Not overly high hopes, but solid, and I thought well-founded, hopes.  In the space of two weeks, two entirely different people had recommended the entire trilogy to me, one comparing it to Game of Thrones and the other noting that it is possibly his favorite fantasy series, ever.  Then, for the holidays, a friend gave me the entire trilogy as a gift.  I had been hungering for a dose of good fiction.  I didn’t need this to be magical or monumental, just good and compelling.

 The Blade Itself is neither good nor compelling.  Had I picked the book up of my own volition, I would have put it down before I hit page 50, but as it was a gift from a friend, and moreover a gift he was excited to give, I felt the need to see it all the way through, hoping that I would find hidden strengths in its length and scope that overshadowed its weaknesses in writing and character.  Sadly, I have finished the book, and whatever strengths it possesses remain hidden from me.  But while I didn’t find the reading enjoyable, I found a way to make it educational.  I have been reading talented authors for so long that their art and skill had become like the air that I was breathing.  Walking into the smoke-filled air of this literary wreck gave me the opportunity to examine what I was choking on, what was clogging my passageways and irritating my nasal passages.

 The writing in The Blade Itself is terrible.  It’s not that Abercrombie doesn’t know how to put together a sentence, but that he doesn’t know how to say something meaningful.  He knows that he needs to fill pages with words and scenes with actions, but he doesn’t know how to do that so that the words give us more than description and the actions give us more than happenings.  We are forever skating along the surface of events, people and places.  Abercrombie describes the physicality of these things in the emptiest terms, giving us nothing of their importance, imbuing none of it with context and meaning. In this way, description becomes merely description, and there’s no guiding principle to help Abercrombie decide what should be described and what should be left vague or hinted at.  It all becomes filler to pass the time. There is nothing you can point to and say, “My god, that is a powerful sentence!”  Or well-written sentence. Or beautiful sentence.  Or meaningful sentence.

 The result is that you could effectively summarize each chapter into a paragraph noting how the plot progresses and you would get every bit of enjoyment out of reading the novel, losing nothing in the translation.  Take for example the chapter titled “The Theatrical Outfitters,” on pages 238-246 of my edition, just shy of the halfway point.  Logen, Bayaz, and Quai (consider this your warning and spoilers are coming, and they’ll keep coming, so if you are worried about spoilers, this is probably not the read for you) have come to Adua and are about to enter into the Agriont.  To get through the gate, Bayaz has decided that they will need to change clothes to look more like the Aduans expect them to look.  So they go into a theatrical outfitters shop and buy garish clothes that Aduans will read as Great Wizards, Studious Apprentice, and Fierce Northerner.  That’s it.  That’s all you need to know about the chapter.  Everything else, all 8 pages are just filler, empty dialogue and meaningless exchanges.  We don’t learn anything about the world, about the characters, or about the culture that isn’t already contained in the summary I have given you.  There are no twists or surprises or unexpected discoveries.

 The characters of The Blade Itself are shells. You get the measure of each character in the chapter of their respective introductions and there is nothing left to surprise you later.  Jezal is a shallow and pompous ass.  Glotka is a bitter and observant ass.  Logen is simple and skilled.  Then in each succeeding scene, these characterizations are driven home again and again without variation or interest.  Prose has the unique opportunity to explore the complexity of the inner life of human beings, but Abercrombie eschews such opportunities.  That’s fine.  Authors sometimes prefer to reveal characters through interaction with other characters, showing how each side of a person is affected by whom they are in community with at that moment.  But Abercrombie cares not for this approach either.  Logen is Logen whether he is talking to the Spirits, Bayaz, Ferro, or anyone else.  Ferro treats Yulwei and Logen the same.  Glotka talks the same to Severard and Jezal.  And don’t look for subtlety in these characterizations.  We literally have people tearing at their hair, frothing at the mouth, and it seems like everyone at one point or another has their mouth hanging open, for that seems to be a favorite of Abercrombie’s.  Characters within the novel are at best functional plot devices and at worst cartoon representations.

 Unfortunately, when Abercrombie does try to add depth or dimensionality to his characters it is still more painful.  In the last fifth of the book, we get two attempts to deepen characters, and I winced at both.  In the first, we learn that West and Ardee had an abusive father and that West has it in him to lose his tempter and hurt those he loves, just like his father.  Trauma is a classic way to try to make characters sympathetic and complex, but this revelation was there to do nothing more than that.  Ardee’s explanation to West is just pure exposition with no bite and no indication of the real human feelings that are born from such a past.  There is no conversation, no meaningful fallout, and no follow up.  Even worse is when West goes to Glotka in a following chapter, “Old Friends” (in the last tenth of the book, pages 444-449 in my edition).  Glotka, angry that West didn’t prove to be a good friend to him years ago when he was first returned home after being tortured, yells at West and sends him away.  West explains that he did try to see Glotka but that Glotka’s mother turned him away.  Here’s what follows:

It took a while for the words to sink in, and by the time they had, Glotka realized that his mouth was hanging open. So simple. No conspiracy. No web of betrayal. He almost wanted to laugh at the stupidity of it. My mother turned him away at the gate, and I never thought to doubt that no one came. She always hated West. A most unsuitable friend, far beneath her precious son. No doubt she blamed him for what happened to me. I should have guessed, but I was too busy wallowing in pain and bitterness. Too busy being tragic. He swallowed. ‘You came?’

 West shrugged. “For what it’s worth.”

 Well. What can we do, except try to do better?  Glotka blinked, and took a deep breath. “I’m, er . . . I’m sorry. Forget what I said, if you can. Please. Sit down. You were saying something about your sister.”

 “Yes. Yes. My sister.” West fumbled his way back into his seat, looking down at the floor, his face taking on that worried, guilty look again.

That’s it. There was tragedy and pain between us, but we have a plot to get to, and I need you to go see my sister!  What can we do, except try to do better?  This monumental sense of injustice and guilt sits between these two like the carcass of a dead animal, and they both just peer around it to talk about the matter at hand.  It’s a half-hearted attempt to make the characters and world richer, and it only shows that Abercrombie has no ability to handle such a scene.

 The plotting of The Blade Itself is clumsy. Abercrombie tries to pace his revelations, but they all fall flatly before the reader.  Abercrombie show’s no ability to build tension, seed mystery, or connect to the richness of humanity in his characters and his world.  One reading could be that he is afraid of showing his hand early, so he keeps everything tight-lipped until he can drop some interesting information, but it feels more to me like he has these parceled bits of information, knows they should only come occasionally, and just kills time between delivering them.  In the penultimate chapter, we learn that Logen’s moniker The Bloody-Nine is not just a nickname but a separate personality, and one that has a different relationship with his body.  I suspect this is supposed to be quite the revelation, but there was nothing that built up to it, so it registers simply as a fact, not as a bomb to the reader.  We haven’t spent any quality time inside Logen’s head to even be interested in what he might be hiding in there.  When I picture the origins of this book, I imagine Abercrombie creating an outline of each chapter, how it forwards the plot, and what it reveals about characters and situations.  Then the writing of the book is simply taking that paragraph of summary material and stretching it out to fit the proper length, the same material, dense in its initial form, diluted and thinned in the telling.  I was told many things I didn’t know while reading the book, but I was never once surprised or delighted.

 The world of The Blade Itself is uninteresting.  The setting is one of the least imaginative settings I have encountered in a work of fiction, let alone in a work of fantasy.  The patriarchal backbone that holds this world up, and I mean it is present in every civilization discussed, is tired and offputting.  Men insult each other and feel shame themselves by comparing them to women and girls.  We don’t even get a named female character until 60 pages into the book, when Ardee is introduced as the sister of one man and the future love interest of another.  We then get two more named women who are dismissed as vacuous and tedious before meeting Ferro, 200 pages into the book, who is little more than a fighting, swearing, angry, vengeful, woman.  The woman engaged to the prince of Adua gets a name, and only one other female character gets a name.  That’s it. Six total named women.  Who writes a novel in the 21st century that can’t pass the Bechdel test?

 But patriarchy is only one of Abercrombie’s problems.  You will not be surprised to learn (or at least I wasn’t) that the center of this world is white people.  Black people exist way to the south, and Brown people hover at some of the edges, but there are about the same number of named non-white characters as there are women characters.  And then there is classic structure of nobility and commoners, with a rising merchant class threatening nobility with their newly-made money.  The Aduans think of everyone else as savages.  There’s slavery in the south.  The northerners are tough and without niceties of manner or goods.  It’s everything we have seen a hundred times before in fiction and reality, and it is all present here without question or examination.  Abercrombie has nothing to say about these structures, just accepts them as the easy framework on which to hang his story. 

 In the most uncharitable light, one could easily accuse Abercrombie of ripping off the general structure of George R. R. Martin’s world in Game of Thrones, just draining it of everything that made it interesting.   There’s a center of civilization and nobility in the hot climate of the middle regions.  Up north, there are rough northerners who have a new King of the Northmen, where there are also a breed of giants.  Down South (as opposed to Martin’s East), there are deserts and Black people with their desert and Black ways.  All the world is heading toward war, and unbeknownst to all but a few, a supernatural and deadly creature is forming to the north of the North and coming down to wreak havoc on the humans.  Only Abercrombie has no gift for understanding or discussing politics and intrigue.  Instead, he yoked on a Tolkeinesque fellowship led by a powerful wizard to somehow save the world.

 On top of all these other complaints, I place this last one.  The Blade Itself doesn’t even seek to be a satisfying standalone book.  It is merely an introduction to the characters and the world, a look at how the machine got moving.  Five hundred pages of empty actions and flat character introductions to set you up for the second and third books of the trilogy.  This entire book could have been an interesting 100 pages or a book that actually went somewhere.  Instead, we get a bloated balloon that takes up space and gives little in return.